claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 24, 2011

Van Zyl

When you run-over a pig . Then stab her on the back of your pick-up (usually with a blunt object, such as a penis)

Jirr jys n regte Van Zyl

by Jorrie July 24, 2022

Candy van

When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!

Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.

Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.

by May 15, 2023

cutie in the vans

An indie/acoustic song written by Quinn

Did you hear "cutie in the vans" on the radio? It's a bop!

by Drummer_Boi May 06, 2020

removal van

A beacon of false hope, usually comes down your street during the summer, always old people.

Hey man, I saw a removal van come down my road.

by LmaoFroge November 07, 2019

van hursty

a businessman who loves to kill vampires by night but sells tobacco products by day. he also carries lots of briefcases and wears trench coats

omg your such a van hursty
OMG too far man!!!

by chozzers February 03, 2010