Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows 

When your so excited you have to sing this over and over again until someone will finally come up to you so annoyed that they will slap you in the face so hard a red hand mark will be left on your face cheek.

Me:" Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!"
Person: "Dude if you don't shut up right now I will slap you in your face so hard it will leave a red hand mark on your face cheek!"

Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing on Rainbows by Lynea May 20, 2016

unihorn

variant of the word unicorn... except unicorns dont have one(uni) corn... they have one horn..!

Look at the unihorn shitting sparkly opalessence!

unihorn by jaydeepoo December 30, 2004

Unicon 

It's unicorn spelt wrong kids.
A unicorn is a magical horse that has a large horn on the tip of it's muzzle.
It is said to be able to have magical powers.
Yes, the unicorn is not real.
Also see Charlie the unicorn

"Charlie> your a unicorn"
"I'm a unicon"
"Damn, unicorn!"

Unicon by x3@habbzo April 26, 2009

Unicorning 

The act of running around naked with an erection.

This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!

Unicorning by Unicorners August 22, 2011

unicorns

The Romans called what we now know as rhinoceros a "unicornus".
Later, they evolved into two species:
1. the white unicorn (of horselike appearance with one beautiful horn on the center of its head)
2. the pink unicorn (of unknown appearance, as it is invisible)

Plinius: Look, a unicorn. What impressive and massive legs!
Walt: Oh, it's lovely! Well, if I draw it as a white horse with a horn...
Scott: I don't believe in unicorns. Besides, it's pink.

unicorns by yuuutsuna July 2, 2008

uniconing

The act of purchasing an ice-cream cone at a drive through, asking the person if they believe in unicorns, then sticking the ice-cream cone to your forehead while slowly driving away screaming, "believe"!!

Mary and Jane went uniconing through the drive-through window with icecream cones stuck to their forheads.

uniconing by Layynuhh Dee August 20, 2011

Unicornal 

adj; possessing unicorn like features and, or actions.

John was acting so unicornal today.

Unicornal by RS&HJ October 3, 2011