speed trolling

The act of attempting to pick someone up in a bar after you realized that closing time is rapidly approaching. This usually begins within one hour of a bar closing.

dude, we better start speed trolling or we are going home with rosy palm.

by cschieffer March 14, 2010

Picture Troll

When you are chatting with someone and they seem more intrested in you sending pictures of yourself and they keep asking you to send them another picture and another picture and another picture.

SUrfDuDE348: hi want to chat
CoolChiCK111: cool whats up?
SUrfDuDE333: wat u look like? U have a pic?
PICTURE 111 - SENT
CoolChiCK111: so where do u live?
SUrfDuDE348: Can I see another picture?
PICTURE 222 - SENT
PICTURE 333 - SENT
SUrfDuDE348:Hey, do you have another picture?
CoolChiCK111:Stop Bein such a picture troll.

by f8_iz_4_foolz April 21, 2010

Rock Troll

A person that is so digustingly ugly, there is nothing else to compare them too. Rock trolls are usually fat and have nasty pimples and zits covering their face and overall body surface. They tend to live in shacks or buildings that are old and falling apart. If you encounter one, dont look into its eyes.Rock Trolls are easily distracted by the soothing sound of an 80's band and deep friend mars bars.

Jack: Today I saw something come out of the rundown apratment down the block, and it was a total Rock Troll!

Bob: OMFG! Never look one in the eyes. The things you see are horrid.

by Wapacalypse August 11, 2010

gutter troll

used, bloody, or otherwise dirty tampon

Hey Marisa, do you have a fresh tampon? I need to go change this gutter troll out.

by mermaid ariel August 20, 2010

traffic troll

Also known as a flagperson, one who wears brightly coloured work clothes and directs traffic. Usually carries a handheld traffic control sign with "stop" and "slow" written on either side. Most often seen around construction zones to ensure vehicle and pedestrian traffic flows safely past the work area.

"Hey, that traffic troll let everyone else through but made me stop!";
"We can't get down that road, traffic trolls are blocking it while they fill some potholes."

by Scarecrow7 January 13, 2008

Troll Doll

The hair around the corners of your bootyhole.

Johnny: Where you at?
Brittany: Getting waxed.
Johnny: Make sure they wax that troll doll coming out your butthole!

by NobleKode November 29, 2014

vanity trolls

Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.

"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!

by Ageofchronic January 7, 2017