waffle fist

somebody who has checkered hands. they fist intimately with either gender

Mr. Metzger sure is a waffle fist.

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

chicken and waffles

a secrete code meaning i want to fuck the bitches now used mainly by the weebbles

ay fam chicken and waffles yea weebbles you right

by young_E February 26, 2009

Pink Waffle

A drink or cocktail consisting of:
KA Fruit Punch
Gin
Lemon Juice

"Me and my mates got utterly gaziboed on some Pink Waffle yesterday"
or
"I just made some Pink Waffle wanna come round and taste it?"

by ElectrifiedWhale June 16, 2012

Burnt waffle

A vagina that has been burned from fiction. Caused from too much sexual activity.

Not too be mixed up with blue waffle, that shit's fucked.

Bloke 1: Gave my missus a burnt waffle the other night!

Bloke 2: Awwww yeaaaahh

by InGrownBumHair May 15, 2012

dousche waffle

some guys use a dousche to add flavor to their waffles after it is used

John made dousche waffles and they tasted like Stacy's vagina.

by jam fizzle April 03, 2006

Blue Waffle

An insult to guys, saying he has "blue balls" or basically no balls.

Oh, that guy! He is such a blue waffle!

by InsideGirl April 23, 2011

Waffle Iron

Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.

Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!

Waffle Iron

by SwampRat92 February 22, 2011