Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 13, 2024

MATT LEE

MATT LEE is a fat Asian dude who’s kinda cool bruh.

“Hey did you see MATT LEE?”
“Yeah, he said he had to do his homework

by Makgeolli January 10, 2019

Matt Lee

Zac Efron’s cousin

Matt Lee is Zac Efron’s name

by The_truthiest_truth March 17, 2022

Matt Snell

The kinda guy who turns your passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away with it Scott free!!!!!

Matt Snell turned my passenger seat around backwards and thinks he’s going to get away Scott free!

by BPSP September 11, 2020

matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Matt Kirk

Special

That guy is such a Matt Kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 23, 2022