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Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw March 18, 2014
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Ghost Panting

The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).
I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.
by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020
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Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.
Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.
by RapidRelease April 25, 2020
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Don's Pants

Mild expletive, like gosh or darn. Regional. Specific to pockets of the Midwest, particularly the Cincinnati area. Etymology inconclusive, though possible origin is from Cincinnati native and professional baseball player and manager Don Zimmer, who famously brawled with Boston player Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series, an event which caused his pants to fall down.
Don's pants, this is a good pumpkin spice latte!

Don's pants, my garage is on fire!
by NightHawkHat September 25, 2020
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pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.
Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.
by Brodie Staxxx March 31, 2020
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Stinky Pants

Wooooooooweeeeeee look at Stinky Pants! Larry is funky today.
by Bill Anstead January 18, 2020
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Pant pocket

A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.
I like to use my pant pocket.
by Guyintheworld January 19, 2020
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