Crack Fries

French fries served by Korean street venders, that are irresistable to soju-intoxicated US Soldiers stationed in South Korea.
Usually consumed at the end of a night on the town, right before returning to base.

"Guys... curfew's coming up, let's get some crack fries, and head back on post."

by Calculated Risk 047 December 31, 2008

Crack Computer

An electronic device that was designed by the same folks who brought us crack cocaine. This highly addictive piece of equipment is capable of draining you of all productivity and turning your friends into zombies. Say NO to Crack Computer.

I have tried to kick my Crack Computer habit but I am hooked. I cannot do ANYTHING without it.

by El Dollar October 7, 2008

crack woman

A lady who has recently turned 18 and has just started to do crack. She probably goes to college and listens to Death Cab for Cutie.

>> Brie is such a crack woman.
<< Yeah. She loves cock.

by NikLegit October 24, 2007

crack stamp

Slang for a ten dollar bill.

Crack Whore: Ill do anything for a crack stamp baby.

Random Guy in Ghetto: Step off, ho. I ain't spendin' money on yo' crack-head ass.

by ohsweetjesus200 November 6, 2011

crack spackler

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".

W.P. and G.J.

by Paybacks August 19, 2003

Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.

When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.

by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011

crack thirty

Time of night when crackheads are out on the streets. Usually used to imply a scandalous or shady time of night, like 3 AM in the ghetto.

Some bitch woke me up last night at crack thirty in the morning just so he could score a gram off me. What a punk.

alternately:

We can't ride the subway at crack thirty in the morning, we'll get mugged!

by DoktorJ December 16, 2005