Texas sex train

When 3 or more people hot glue the tips of their penises and inserts them into the person in front of them while the conga line dance plays in the background.

Simon-Hey Steve do you want to have a Texas sex train with me and Johnny?

Steve-No my tip is still sore from last nights

Simon-Pussy

by Bigboyyeet25 September 18, 2018

Texas Wet Step

Involves wearing a Texas catheter (condom style urinary catheter) and concealing it in your pants, sock and shoe. A hole is cut in the soul of the shoe permitting exit of the catheter tube. Ideal for work when you are unhappy with the general environment. One can soil the elevator carpeting on the way up and mingle around the office during the day causing the unpleasant aroma of urine. It can be utilized at will but don't cause suspicion by drinking water all day long.

I was written up and got a pay cut all in the same day so later that week after a trip to the medical supply store, I did the Texas Wet Step for some discrete revenge.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Texas Belt Buckle

When you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.

Man my nuts are hot, I think I need a Texas Belt Buckle

by Randy July 29, 2004

Texas Vagina Massacre

When a promiscuous lesbian uses the same dildo on multiple unknowing partners over a short period of time without protection.

She just found out that she recieved the Texas Vagina Massacre from that hoe-bag!

by J September 1, 2008

Texas Hot Stick

The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.

Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.

by Kkuhlman February 16, 2005

Texas Whale

A landborne whale, survives off of fast food and lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can squish anything smaller than it.

Mel Gibson: I was in Austin, Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life Texas Whale, the only reason there named Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...

by Adeipho83709 June 28, 2010

Texas Exit

The use of an actor with a chainsaw to encourage haunted house guests to speedily depart. Derived from the horror film "Texas Chainsaw Massacre."

It seems every Halloween haunted house is using a Texas Exit these days.

by playboyhalloween October 28, 2017