faking jacks

Half steppin on a robbery. Robbing someone and then giving them their things back on the spot. Then bragging about it.

Dude faking jacks.

by True Anlivin' May 18, 2016

fake friend

A person who was never really your friend and was just using you the whole time.

Emma: Jaylen is not my friend because I’m not Tatiana’s friend. Aaliyah: I always knew that she was a fake friend

by LiT NaNA December 2, 2017

Fake Major

A person whose form of study leads them to hate on all other majors;

a form of study where the information could just as easily be found on Google and has no need to go to college for it;
A college major that has been paid for when it would have been better off just paying overdue library fines and receiving the same education.

"You are pursuing a fake major because the only job you will get will be working at a Starbucks."

by Damarcus Winstavious April 29, 2013

Fake Weeb

Fake Weebs Usually do this Say random anime phrases like "SAUSSKEEE, NARUTOOOOO" Randomly naruto run. Possibly even do the. "Oh, You're Approaching me instead of running away your walking straight to me."
Another sign is that they say you know everything about anime however they can't read manga correctly.

Dude 1: Yo this weeb got some manga from the school library right?
Dude 2: Uhuh
Dude 1: So he was reading it and said out loud "Heh I've seen a bit of the episode already let me skip it a bit"
Dude 2: Alright.
Dude 1: And he reads the manga like a normal book. Not only that he complained that the book is flipped
Dude 2: Dude that guy is a fake weeb.

by 6th Grader Teacher October 1, 2021

fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining

"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"

by Tome Schultz December 25, 2017

fake hapa

Someone who is usually 1/4 Asian and 3/4 European, and therefore can never be a true hapa.

People say Keana Reeves is a hapa, but his dad is only half Chinese. He's a fake hapa.

by Obama9999 April 30, 2019

Fake friend

a person who is completely unnecessary to be in your life. You don’t need people who cause you pain, even if you really want them to be in your life. Even though pain comes hand you get the call that they are no longer your friends, doesn’t mean you are never gonna live again. BECAUSE this is honelsty the best thing that can ever happen to you! You will soon start to realize you didn’t need them and all the bad things they have done. As you grow olde thoughts will find who your real friends vs your fake friends are. Remeber to move on from the past but don’t forget what others have done to you, it may be handy in the future😉

Omg she was such a fake friend to me as i realize now!

by jerseygirlsgivebestadvice August 4, 2018