Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

Macked Off The Shart

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time

Yo Benny’s mad smacked off the shart

by swpp11 May 19, 2025

National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025