Surprisement

n.
Ones surprise

He showed his surprisement when he exclaimed the phrase:
"fo' shizzle ma' nizzle my shizer is fux0red"
as he fell off the roof

by MoFoS October 11, 2003

surprise sleep

The act of being knocked unconscious with something heavy over the head.

Dude was bugging the crap out of me, so I took my 25 pound weight and gave him some surprise sleep.

by Steven Boeckmann May 15, 2008

Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011

Surprisement

Its is a word that discribes the action immediately after you are surprised!!

A Surprisement burp or a Surprisement fart.

by A.k.a bones December 19, 2011

Surprise Sex

Surprise Sex is when you have sex when you least expect it and it wasn't originally planned out.

Me and Joe walk home after a long night at the bar and enter the apartment knocked up. Unexpectedly Joe pulls me onto the bed and begins to strip down morning for me to do the same. Surprise Sex wasn't on my agenda but I don't mind adding it!;)

by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Fiery Surprise

To receive a brand spanking new electric fire with no prior warning!

Amazing!!! An unexpected and Fiery Surprise!!

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007

Sandy Surprise

V. the action of dipping one's meatstick in the sand while boning your girl/victim while they are on their back and then proceeding to stick it in the vagina thus giving her a painful orgasm

Yo I just railed this crazy bitch on da beach and she screamed when I gave her the Sandy Surprise!

by st6lt February 10, 2009