The Surfer

Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing

The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar

by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017

Pussy Surfin

When you switch between fucking different women during sexual intercourse.

Mf spent his whole paycheck on backpages and paid 3 different girls to go pussy surfin last Friday night.

by 8BallingSuperSaucin August 19, 2017

Free Surfer

Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.

"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."

by Wofftan August 23, 2017

Dune Surfing

When someone snorts a line of cocaine from nipple to nipple of a large chested woman

My weekend was crazy a couple of co-workers and i went Dune Surfing

by Randomnessguy October 7, 2017

Midget surfer

A tiny wanker that flies into mum like a wave

Damn mike your a good midget surfer "said hillory"

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018

Street surfing

Another word for hydroplaning. When you drive too fast in wet conditions, and basically water on the ground takes control of your tires.

Yo! Did you see that? That dude over there was just street surfing and crashed into that pole!

by latrelljennings April 23, 2018