brown stiffy

A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.

Yeah man the other night I gave Rachel a brown stiffy.

by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016

melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

double stiffy

A double stiffy is when two guys get an erection at the same time from the same female.

Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.

by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

mattress sniffer

A mattress sniffer, someone who hides under a bed in the hope of sniffing their ladies period leaks

Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere

by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016

mikkel steffensen

A hocker, which is very cheap

When you are desperate and need sex, mikkel steffensen is the solution!

by Jemez March 7, 2017