hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.

Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.

by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016

Spoon

A really stupid person

Louise you friggin spoon.

by xh_wn December 10, 2021

tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.

Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!

by Babatunde Chichwa April 27, 2011

Spoon

An extremely stupid boffer. Spoons are dull. Dull=unintelligent. Spoons are unintelligent.

You absolute spoon! Stop boffing!

by ThiccThicc December 15, 2018

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 4, 2024

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Spoon's

A shortened name for Wetherspoon's, a pub chain in Britain

The beer at Wetherspoon's is so cheap cos it's way past it's sell-by date and tastes like shit.

by anonymous September 5, 2021