National abuse short people day 

(June 12th) Any type of abuse being used against short people

Person: Guess what?
Short person: What?
Person: June 12th, National abuse short people day >:)

National abuse short people day by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

International throw short people day 

A day on January 24th where you get to throw anyone under 5'4 without permission

Boy 1: Hey it's January 24th
Boy 2: So
Boy 3: International throw short people day
Boy2: -_-

International throw short people day by anonymous December 18, 2020

Throw A short person day 

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

Throw A short person day by steamsteambox June 9, 2021

a few sandwiches short of a picnic 

When someone forgets to pack all the sandwiches for a picnic. Doesn't that really piss you off.

Oh dear Giselle, I'm afraid that we are a few sandwiches short of a picnic, we will just have to manage on caviar and champange.

a few sandwiches short of a picnic by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 12, 2007

tall man- short man 

The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.

Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...

Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.

Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!

Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*

tall man- short man by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011

strawbrerry short cake 

when you bust in a girls face then procede to punch her in the nose drawing blood, then you rub in the blood with the cum

After Day Day busted in marias face he gave her a strawbrerry short cake.

strawbrerry short cake by brady and damon August 14, 2006

few planets short off a constellation

not altogether sane, weird, eccentric, crazy

Tom Cruise is a few planets short off a constellation, what with his jumping on couches and whatnot.

few planets short off a constellation by okami31 September 30, 2008