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Squirrel

A word used by people to gain the instant attention of people suffering from ADD or ADHD. Most children with this malady are taught from an early age to remember the word. Sometimes it is necessary to use hypnotherapy to help them keep this word in their memory. Once the word is used they will immediately stop and look off into the distance. They will then survey their surroundings.
Did you know you can yell Squirrel to get people with ADD or ADHD to stop and pay attention to their surroundings?
by Lostboy813 September 23, 2024
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mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness
Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel
by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017
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frozen squirrel

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
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Nesting Squirrel

An American derogatory term for a Russian female. Can be used interchangeably with the term "homewrecker."
"Poor Joe, he seems really depressed."
"His girlfriend just left him. She was a nesting squirrel."
by squirrel wrangler June 3, 2010
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ewe squirrel

though they always denies it, they are an ewe squirrel
by willoww33 November 4, 2021
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squirrel

The act of being distracted, drawn away from something
Friend 1: So when and where are we going?
Friend 2: We are leaving at 3pm to go to... (looks to his/her side) OH!! SQUIRREL!!!!
by Hibiki Hanks January 29, 2012
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Squirrel

A discreet way to point out a very attractive female.

Doubletake Whiplash worthy

Pl. Squirrels
Ex: "What're you lookin at babe?"

"Oh just the squirrels"

"I got some nuts for that squirrel"
by beadleblazr43 July 2, 2018
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