Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Squirrel

EXTREMELY AGRIVATING but extremely cute

"My pet cat is a - wait...no...just no"
"You idiot. You cant even make a definition for a word...go die in a hole.
"My pet cat is a squirrel."
"SHUT THE F*** UP"

by Define suck May 9, 2022

squirrel nipples

A female/male nipple that looks like a acorn

"Isaac has squirrel nipples"

by I_am_the_burger_King February 8, 2017

Dirt squirrel

A girl in her early twenties who slithers around looking for older black men to become involved with.

Look at that dirt squirrel dancing circles around that black senior citizen.

by Dustin Bowles May 9, 2019

squirrel squirrel diddle diddle

A squirrel movement

Did you hear about the squirrel squirrel diddle diddle protest later? It’s for a great cause.

by SquirrelGirl425 February 21, 2025

Squirrel

A euphemism for a homosexual male.

Deriving from illicit conduct of a sub-culture in 18th century England when sex partners 'nuts' were effectively 'hidden' between their legs prior to fornication.

Historically used in Fallowfield/Withington area of Manchester.

Dude - he was wearing a v-neck - total squirrel!

by j.freeze. January 19, 2011

tip squirrels

When you're at college, and you see a squirrel, so you give it a dollar, because it's pretty fucking poor too.

Did you see the squirrel over there? He's one of those tip squirrels.

by Tip Squirrels December 5, 2017