Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019

Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Vape shop

vape shop is a place online or off-line where you can buy vape products like vape pen, vape mods, vape juice, vape oil and many more.

i bought my vape pen from a vape shop

by Tonybanks300 August 2, 2018

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

trinket shop

Tourist Souvenir Shop

Oh no don't buy something from the trinket shop. There's nowhere to put it when we get home, and anyway it'll just gather dust for years before it's finally binned.

by Mivoat November 22, 2011