sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."
"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."
"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."
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A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!
Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.
Man 1: Yea, how?
Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.
Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?
Friend: Yup
Man 1: so, I can print it too
Friend: Yes.. NOOO!
*Plays Roundabout by Yes*
...To Be Continued
Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.
Man 1: Yea, how?
Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.
Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?
Friend: Yup
Man 1: so, I can print it too
Friend: Yes.. NOOO!
*Plays Roundabout by Yes*
...To Be Continued
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guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes
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