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Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb
by zestytacolol June 11, 2016
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phone your horses

To completely fuck up a common expression by mashing it up with another similar expression.
ie: hold the phone + hold your horses = phone your horses. "Whoa, whoa... phone your horses!"

ie: Bingo! + Bob's your uncle = Bingo's your uncle
by dreddy May 1, 2014
mugGet the phone your horsesmug.

I'm phoning Spank!

Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 26, 2021
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Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.
Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.
by ChayneRex August 18, 2018
mugGet the Russian Pay Phonemug.

Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.
As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.
by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013
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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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Phone you up

1. To call someone on their landline.

2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.

3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.
1. Jimmy said, “Hey hoe, I will phone you up tomorrow at 4:20”, but i have no landline phone. DTF, WTF. 😟.

2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.
by BlondeSkurch May 20, 2019
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