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peter stringfellow

a name given to an extremely stringy and elasticated mass of phlegm. not as thick and stodgy as an oyster but when you hoik it out and spit it as far as the eye can see, it gives a mild feeling of completion.
wow neil, how come you can spit so far? oh, .. its because i've had a mcdonalds milkshake and now i've got peter stringfellows.
by Neil Kerry December 13, 2008
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peter, paul and mary

A sexual slang for a threesome used in Britney Spears' hit '3' about threesomes.
Peter, Paul and Mary are actually a folk group.
John: "I'm thinking a lot about Peter, Paul and Mary"
Ashley: "Why? Who do you want to do it with?"
John: "Oh, no. I meant the folk group."
by Naastna August 17, 2014
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Centimeter Peter Syndrome

When a girl is so ugly that your penis shrivels up so tiny, it is only a few centimeters long.
Guy 1: "So how was your blind date?"

Guy 2: "Damn man she was so ugly she gave me Centimeter Peter Syndrome!"

Guy 1: "Blind dates are the worst"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Peter Pickle Putz

Peter Pickle Putz: someone really clumsy in nature.. Extremely goofy. this type of person deserves a special title.
your buddy is walking down the street tries to pick up on an girl and at the same time trips over his own feet..

you reply, "nice one Peter Pickle PutZ"
by (Anwar ) Plan-A-Emcee May 19, 2005
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peter o' brien

He is impure because he killed Cecil the Lion. Often has a side job of being a molester.
"Hey, look, it's Peter O' Brien!"
"Impure, Impure!"
by YouMightKnowWhoIAm October 30, 2017
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When one is completely janked and knackered with the world, their surroundings and its accompanying bullshit, but despite is still able to free their conscience of life's obstructions, finally see the world clearly and live life stressfree with fucktitude. This person is living the Peter Gibbons Dream and is said to have gone through the Peter Gibbons Transformation.
* Peter Gibbons is a character referred to from the movie Office Space.
J: "I used to stress over anything and everything, but I figure, you only live once so lets go with the fucktitude. Now i'm just a happy carefree dude."
S: "Wow you went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation."

S: "I'm constantly embroiled in a battle with myself and for the first time in along time, i've been able to let it all go w/relative ease...just feels like i went through a really good self-renewification.
J: "That's the fucktitude! You went through the Peter Gibbons Transformation and now youre living the Peter Gibbons Dream yo!"
by JE_Klektik July 6, 2006
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Peter Pan Slap

When a man finds out actual age of the female he was with the previous night was not yet the age of consenting.
Jason got peter pan slapped when he found out Danielle was only 13!!!!!!!

He does enjoy the girls from Neverland.
by <>< thefishkid October 1, 2009
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