A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.
by notquitsure December 28, 2015
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by GaryMiller December 23, 2018
Get the Poo Guy mug.Local name for Dinis Powis now called Dinas Powys. A small village near Penarth Glamorgan South Wales.
by Officer dibble December 30, 2018
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by GreatMightyPoo73 June 14, 2018
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by Pretentious Kunt July 12, 2018
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by Frank Schitz September 13, 2018
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