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Phone you up

1. To call someone on their landline.

2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.

3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.
1. Jimmy said, “Hey hoe, I will phone you up tomorrow at 4:20”, but i have no landline phone. DTF, WTF. 😟.

2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.
by BlondeSkurch May 20, 2019
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tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.
I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.
by Tcwilly June 21, 2020
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Reunion phone call

A special phone call made to remember old friends, penfriend, family and other folks.

A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
Hope - B: Damn, it's been long time since I heard from my family and friends...

Cash hurt: Man, why don't you just make a reunion phone call to get through em...
by M. V Kalum July 3, 2018
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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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always on your phone

A phrase usually used by a fuckwit
You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit
by ThermalThrottle June 16, 2017
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cell phone schizo

Someone talking on the speaker phone in their car. Most move their hands up and down and head side to side as if the person they are talking to is standing in front of them. Usually oblivious to anyone looking.
Dude #1: Hey, check out the guy next to us.
Dude #2: Wow, is he rocking out to Pantera or something?
Dude #1: No, he's just a "cell phone schizo", probably chatting with his ex.
by flogger up January 13, 2010
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Cell Phone Silverware

The act of placing your smartphone next to your plate at dinnertime, whether actually texting someone or not, with the intention to brag about your smartphone, or because you feel the need to check the time every 3 minutes. Usually this is done by people of 16-25 years of age.
As if they had all previously agreed they'd do it, everyone at the table pulled out their Iphone 27s' and Droid R2-D2s, waved them around to let everyone know they had them, and set them down at the table to use for Cell Phone Silverware. The two crack heads in the corner were the only one's using them, and were checking the time every minute.
by TheunknownXD April 3, 2013
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