dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.

She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?

by CGPsaint April 21, 2017

Trump Dump

When someone mentions Donald Trump out of context to simply do virtue signaling. Like every other entry on Urban Dictionary these days.

Person A: Happy new year everyone!
Person B: Everyone except Donald Trump.
Person A: We weren't even talking about politics. Why do you have to Trump Dump like this all the time?

by Tatsuman February 24, 2018

Pre-dump

Food consumed before using the bathroom known in some circles as food.

Make it or break your girl calls refers to all meals as pre-dump

by Juddnelson June 14, 2016

Hump & Dump

The art of picking up women and dumping them after sexy time
Invented by Tim

''He really hump & dump that chick''

by Ecylian April 14, 2016

Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps

Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.

by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017

gorilla dump

A dookie so huge, nobody can believe it came from a human. A bowl-buster.

I had 36 chicken wings yesterday, and today I took a massive gorilla dump. My bad

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020

Cunt Dump

A term used to describe a ladies monthly cycle.... CAUTION! it's use may cause offence/death.

Guy 1: Ain't getting laid this week...

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: She's having a cunt dump....

Guy 2: Lame...

by Krasek November 2, 2009