ninja grip

the act of receiving a blowjob which is done in a viscous,ninja like fashion.swift.efficient . satisfying.violent and effective.

dude,i got some mad ninja grip last night,it was painful, and amazing

by undisputed bobcat July 8, 2011

Ninja shower

When you really don't have enough time to shower but your odor is driving you crazy so you take an extra super speedy shower, doing everything extra fast.

The ballgame was tied in the middle of the ninth, but I had to take a ninja shower just in case it went into overtime.

by barefootgirl August 24, 2011

ninja fucker

A person who like to have sex with ninjas. Most of them are homosexual men from Polan.

Look at that polak nigga having sex with a ninja. what a ninja fucker!

by Jay Dizzle March 16, 2005

ninja license

A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.

He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."

by chica del norte January 11, 2009

Ninja 300

a small sport bike that is fun for 3 weeks, or until the rider grows some balls and switches to a Yamaha 600.

danm i wasted $5k on my ninja 300 when nick got a fz6 that is fast asf?! who cares at least i got a bike. thanks lord Rossi!

by yamahaislove July 21, 2018

ninja style

When you rape something or someone then kill it and then rape it again

I'll rape you in the woods, cut your head off and fuck the hole, if you ever try pullin shit with me

♫ RAPE, KILL, RAPE is all i do every day of my life, To your mother, I'm So hardcore, I'm so NINJA STYLE♫

by Kayla Marie The Dinosaur July 27, 2011

ninja boot

a term used when you tell another male your are going to have sex with a female

Yo Mike im about to get that ninja boot from dat mom in da bahamas AARRAH!(ninja sound)

by Mike Dodge December 9, 2008