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your mum

your mum!
by Master Bitchington January 28, 2022
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ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.
kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum
by urmum12345 April 29, 2021
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Suck Yer Mum

Ben: "Lewis..."

Lewis: "SUCK YER MUM"
by Kyle03Str March 25, 2019
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ur mum

by hahalolurmum February 2, 2022
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Mums soul

Putting your mothers life on the line to prove something
"yo I swear i kissed that girl the other day"
"mums soul?"
"mums soul!"

"aight bet"
by @asian.alexa May 25, 2022
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mum

mum is creepy and annoying
mum is creepy
by natnat1234567890 May 11, 2020
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Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
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