People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.
Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."
Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."
Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."
Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."
Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".
Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."
Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."
Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."
Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".
by Vegas Dave June 30, 2011
A "little monkey" is an expression used by Aussies and New Zealanders too. It describes someone in a slang term of endearment.
by FknMadDog May 17, 2016
by you deal with me or you deal with the UP August 31, 2006
1. Man AC/DC sucks monkey balls
2. Getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey balls
3. Whoever came up with the slang ACCA DACCA sucks money balls
4. Laguna Beach sucks monkey balls
2. Getting caught smelling your aunts panties sucks monkey balls
3. Whoever came up with the slang ACCA DACCA sucks money balls
4. Laguna Beach sucks monkey balls
by MAX GARCIA September 13, 2006
1. An intense bright focused beam of light enclosed in a spotlight housing attached to the left front post of a police cruiser. It's primary use is to illuminate "African American's", "French Canadians" or any other type of "nappy headed hoes" in high crime areas or inner city ghetto's.
2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.
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2. It can also be used as a spotlight to illuminate dark areas during routine traffic stops.
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1. Burger, did you see that cop monkey beam that group of French Canadian's behind the dumpster by the liquor store?
They were smoking crack and got caught.
Those French Canadians never learn.
They were smoking crack and got caught.
Those French Canadians never learn.
by dixie mongus May 15, 2007
The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.
Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*
by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010
When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain
by Rob Echlin July 22, 2004