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matt baxter

tiny pecker aka pecker uses xxxxxxxs condoms pees on his own balls when urinating and cant even jerk off or get his penis sucked
damn his penis was a matt baxter
by dudewithabigpenis March 28, 2019
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Matt Brumpton

"old man that looks like that one guy from deltarune"

Anyone called "Matt B" has to be affiliated with anyone called "Finnegan" in a sexual way. Such is the way of life. Also has a 75% chance to become a real estate agent (test group: 2 (one is half of a real estate agent))
"Yo Matt Brumpton"
"Yo finn"
"Real"
by Tom Parsonz June 21, 2025
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Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time
I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long
by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023
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Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts
What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Matt-ryan

The Colts matt-ryan'd a 33-0 lead against the Vikings.
by NFLC USER DONUT December 17, 2022
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Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club

A person that is accused of, but is 100% not a furry I assure you he isn't. Guys I'm not a furry why do you keep bullying me I don't understand IM NOT A FUCKING FURRY GOD DAMNIT STOP
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is a furry."
"Matt Jones Moderator of Losers Club is definitely not a furry. DNA test came back and showed he is 100% not a furry."
by I'm not a furry guys May 17, 2019
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dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently
"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"
by imcool1111 October 7, 2023
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