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Laptop

The land were u can explore as much p0rn sites as u can (I dont support p0rn)but be careful a virus might approach you.
Dude I watched so much p0rn on my laptop it’s now crusty!!!
by Poopydickcocktorturebro May 18, 2020
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Lapwai

A man with many talents but love to scam people for the sake of scamming them

Living life by the edge
John: Banyak scam ni lapwai
by John bena November 23, 2021
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Lapman

The G.O.A.T
Someone who is an absolute legend and chats to friends that are so wet sometimes calling him weird names like honestly get a life like go chat to some next beanie that can’t even spell discombobulated
You see j_____ yeah he’s a lapman
by Jubril December 20, 2021
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flappy Lappies

just another word for saggy breasts,

when to use:

>a title which defines a person who has extremely saggy breasts * note this can be male or female

> you notice a man or a woman with saggy breast running laps.

>make a comment on a woman or a man with saggy-ass titties (saggy-ass man titties) were the breast would have to sag all the way to their lap(laying on top of their knees)"touching knees"
"hey rick did you notice flappy lappy running by, yeah paul she needs some pick-me-ups "

"i spy some flappy lappies"

"Flappy Lappies is caused by the stress of gravity that is exceeding down on the boobies, brassieres saving breast and avoiding flappy lappies since 1664"

Awww, look at that pair of beautiful flappy lappies... fuck no get a reduction.
by douche lee September 1, 2010
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Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.
Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.
by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011
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Twat lapping

Walking around a club on the off chance you bump into a girl that wants your penis
Going to the toilet was an easy excuse for twat lapping
by peter griffin 007 December 9, 2013
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lapp

Los Angelos area police
LA popo
the lapp gat you
by stephanio May 6, 2004
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