"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022
Get the Johnsonmug. by Dave29382 December 18, 2023
Get the Jacob Johnsonmug. A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
by Excra sauce March 18, 2019
Get the Raunchy Johnsonmug. Keira is a wonderful human being but he’s more than just that, he’s the rain when you’re having a bad day. He’s a beautiful person that you have to have patience to understand.
He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.
He’s not the type of person to have affection but he has his moments. My boy, Keira Johnson is a wonderful person that can change your life in any way. His names basic but it means so many things that could be important to you.
He’s the first person you could tell your problems about and he would try to understand. He would never do cruel things to you even when he’s upset. He’s like the gas that starts a fire but eventually he knows how to put it out.
He’s a normal person but yet he’s so different.
by Keirasgirlfriend November 21, 2021
Get the Keira Johnsonmug. A well known hater. He is someone who hates on others for no other reason other than to hate. He can be found at football fields or Pistons Bar in Long Beach, CA.
by El Jefe Soto March 16, 2022
Get the Bus Johnsonmug. by local kingsburg man September 12, 2023
Get the Rafer Johnson Jr. Highmug. by AMDolt November 16, 2023
Get the Silky Johnsonmug.