A Bobby Johnson

A euphemism for sucking cock.

I would like a Bobby Johnson please.

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020

misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020

The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off

The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

Weston Johnson

A guy who tried to find his name on here but couldn't and decided to make his own.

Weston Johnson: *Searches name*
NO RESULTS FOUND
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

weston johnson

a guy who couldn't find his full name so he decided to make a definition himself

Weston Johnson: *searches name*
NO RESULTS
Weston Johnson: Fine, I'll do it myself

by TheJoeMister March 17, 2020

ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 5, 2020

Chad Johnson

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.

That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.

by FakeJSchlatt June 9, 2020