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Weston Jake

Tall
Tats
Huge 🐓
Handsome
Athletic/Muscular
😈Best sex ever and OMG his 🐔
🧿Beautiful Blue Eyes that steal your soul
Intelligent yet cunning, he’ll outwit the best of them🧠
💔He’s broken and that’s partly my fault but you want to be the one which fixes him because when he capable of love, it’s the most intoxicating and addictive feeling one could ever feel❤️ 🩹
💞I’ll always love him, but I do more damage than good to him🖤
🍀I wish him nothing but the best in life because he deserves it. Be loyal to Jake and respect his space. Treat him well, he’s one of a kind and you won’t find anyone else like him. He’ll make you happy, plus find ways to keep you smiling and laughing. Jake listens to everything you say, which is both a blessing and a curse. Please, will a beautiful top level female athlete procreate with this man, his genes need to pass onto future generations. Remember, if you f*ck him over, that I will return the favor, just don’t screw it up or mistreat him because I’m forever his badass b!tch that’ll set things straight for him no matter what. Did I mention he has a great enormous dick and he’s an awesome lover but he actually makes an even better friend. His sexual appetite is ferocious and he’s incapable of monogamy but that’s about the only negative characteristic that I can mention. 💫
Don’t let Weston Jake slip through your fingers. Weston Jake, love that guy to the moon and back times infinity
by 1m Your Huckleberry February 6, 2022
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Jake paul

God, i just made a very big jake paul
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Jake paul

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Jake Paul

a guy who fought old men and celebrated next to his mom and a paid friend in bed
Guy 1: I wonder when will Jake Paul fight a real boxer
Guy 2: I heard he’s fighting Tiger Woods next
Guy 1: no way who do you think will win?
Guy 2: what do you think
by ahugedickhead May 21, 2021
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Jake Pauled

When some takes your hat and screams "gotcha ya hat"
You just got Jake Pauled
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Skylar and Jake

Skylar and Jake are the perfect couple. Skylar usually finds her crush for Jake right after they start talking and Jake finds his shortly after. They are predicted to starting dating between June 15-17.
Skylar and Jake: *Talking and Laughinng*

Person 1: Omg is that Jake and Skylar talking?!

Person 2: OMG IT IS! They definitely like each other.

Person 1: Good thing it’s almost June 15-17
by Hotgurlsummerbitch June 10, 2021
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Jake Smith

The sexiest kid ever possible, girls get orgasms just by looking at him has a perfect combination of blue eyes and bright blonde hair and us amazing and is shy when it comes to social media but rocks in the real exterior world... He is known to be an amazing comedian and a really above average student.
Girl: Hey Jake Smith is the coolest guy in class ever heard of him!

2nd Girl: He is so sexy just want to kiss him so bad
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