2 kloz 2 duh dirt

This saying is used when someone is stating that they were to close to death for some reason.

Kiayah: hey, babe where have you been why haven’t you been answering my texts or calls?!
Isaac: shi wdp babe I aint respond 2 anythn bkuz I wuz 2 kloz 2 duh dirt n shi i had 2 spend a whole day n duh hospital bein monitored by a workr n shi al night.
Kiayah: oh, okay are you doing and feeling much better now amor??
Isaac: yeu I am babe thankz fo worryin bout me.

by Syk0 Pcz December 26, 2023

Dixieland dirt eater

Where you poop in a girl’s mouth while having sex

When we where having sex I pulled out the Dixieland dirt eater

by A Dixieland dirt eater April 27, 2022

Dirt Box

Dirt Box is a term that refers to the anal sphincter.

The Instagram "model" has had to revert to posting pictures of her dirt box for money so that she can pay her TAFE course.

by ashleyh_2002 July 24, 2018

Dirt

An all purpose profanity, shortened version of dirtay

You are Dirt, stupid asshole!

You are THE dirt, awesome buddy!

My shoe blew up?!!? Dirt that.

by EliseIsBored October 3, 2007

dirt wall

When someone you hate gives you the no talk, and dirty looks.

Shes a brat!!

Well, give her the dirt wall

by DirtyPotato February 7, 2018

dirt pusher

A landscaper or gardener

Dirt Pusher: "I'm a fully qualified Landscape Horticulture Technician!"
"You're so full of of yourself, you're a dirt pusher"

by Not Sure About That April 21, 2020

Dirt Nap

The act of passing out drunk to the point were your buddies can't tell if you're dead or just snoozing. Dirt naps usually occur in Las Vegas where the beer flows like wine, and last longer than a regular nights rest. The term is normally utilized to denote the uncertainty of the person's return for the next day's festivities.

Hey, where's your buddy from the craps table last night? He was a riot! "He's out cold taking a dirt nap." will he be back? " I have no clue."

by LDS14 May 25, 2018