hard candy

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

Semi-Hard

When a penis isn't hard, but isn't flaccid, it's semi-hard. This is also used in the title of a Cleveland Show Christmas special, "Die Semi-Hard".

"Dude last night I tried to FHRITP but I was only semi-hard.."

by Auditioning my Finger Puppets February 17, 2020

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004

Harding Jay

penis

I want to see Jerry's harding jay.

by Wamemaster2000 December 6, 2011

Hard-Cheese

Cheese that has been left out too long and is at the stage where it is not moldy but hard and intolerable to eat.

This is Hard-Cheese! I am not going to eat this Hard-Cheese

by Feet-less June 25, 2020

Full on hard.

When you are Very high or Fully Stoned from smoking Weed, Dope, Cannabis, Ganja, Grass, Pot, Reefer, Herb, or Bud.

Example #1

So what did you do last weekend, man?

Dude, I was Full on hard.

Example #2

Dude, are you high?

FULL ON HARD!

by BellSprout September 15, 2010

Hard Zone

The part of town where you can go to a titty bar and see naked women or a porn film and where all the prostitutes hang out ect.
So called because all the guys that go there always get a hard on.

Where's the hard zone in this town?

by Judge dredd7 September 5, 2011