bing-ham

a bloody piece of vaginal tissue that has been extracted through foreplay.

dude, logan went into the bathroom and found a bloody bing-ham on his finger after a night with ashley

by grossedout June 21, 2006

oh ham

A term used in place of "oh damn". Used to express feelings of surprise, approval, and disappointment. Can also be used as just ham or hayum.

Oh ham I just found a fifty dollar bill on the ground! Yes!

Oh ham that was insane.

Oh ham he just got knocked the funk out!

by Gordon Beaver December 27, 2007

hocking ham

to participate in self gratification

Last night I went home chilled out, watched Fargo, and hocked my ham. I was hocking ham all night.

by Montus September 14, 2007

Smoked Ham

When one partner is getting high while fucking and when he finishes the blunt he shoves it up the partners asshole.

I gave yo' bitch some smoked ham

by imtehfallout March 12, 2015

cracking ham

Beating ones dick, Manual penis stimulation, Masterbation.

I was up all night cracking ham.

by Cmb7846 February 4, 2016

bone in ham

very similar to the pressed ham which is mooning a person through a window where you press your bare ass against the window with one twist. The bone in ham can only be performed by a male. He tucks his entire junk, frank and beans, between his cheeks right before pressing the ham.

We were on vacation in OBX and my boy was just about to get laid when I gave him and his girl to be a nice bone in ham. Bon apetit!

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

don't get the ham

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts

by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015