hard candy

something a girl can either suck on until its all gone or bite and get to the juicy part...oh yea she has to take off the wrapper before she can enjoy the "candy."

boy:hey girl wanna get some hard candy?
girl: do you have cream filling?
boy: of course...what are you doing? AHHHHHH

by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006

Hard one

When someone messes up or does something/ says something really stupid or dumb, a hard one is necessary to right the wrong. A hard one us performed by wrapping two fingers around the back of the neck and ripping your fingers across the entire back of the neck thus giving a burning sensation. If lesson is not learned, a second hard one is necessary. If it's extremely dumb, the entire room can participate in the hardest of ones.

Jamal missed so badly that he lost our only ball. "That's a hard one."

by AndImChaz October 27, 2020

Hard gas

When a person assumes that a feeling in the bowels is the harbinger for a fart but upon relieving oneself of the sensation, feces is produced.

Boy, I thought I had a fart, but ended up shitting myself,classic case of hard gas!

by Sailorguy 85 May 29, 2019

Hard-Cheese

Cheese that has been left out too long and is at the stage where it is not moldy but hard and intolerable to eat.

This is Hard-Cheese! I am not going to eat this Hard-Cheese

by Feet-less June 25, 2020

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.

Man, that was hard wup!

by Jake February 3, 2004

Semi-Hard

When a penis isn't hard, but isn't flaccid, it's semi-hard. This is also used in the title of a Cleveland Show Christmas special, "Die Semi-Hard".

"Dude last night I tried to FHRITP but I was only semi-hard.."

by Auditioning my Finger Puppets February 17, 2020

Harding Jay

penis

I want to see Jerry's harding jay.

by Wamemaster2000 December 6, 2011