hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

Flash Hammered

When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .

Jerry butt chugged that merlot and he’s trashed already. Dude got flash hammered!

by Seagullpants August 22, 2021

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

houston hammer

when in texas you analy fuck your bitch, then you cum in her eyeballs, causing her puss puss to spread wide open and scream spank me daddy.

damn that houston hammer sesh was unbearable last night.

by Sir. Faggot September 15, 2017

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013

Hammer

A particularly large penis — one which hangs like hammer from a tool belt.

That guy I took home from the bar had a fucking hammer: he nailed me so hard I almost split in half.

by Gravitas00 July 18, 2018