1. A walking cartoon of corruption; someone so shady they skip offshore accounts and just hoard literal gold bars like a broke Scrooge McDuck.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
2. When you’re so bad at hiding your crimes you might as well leave a treasure map at the front door.
3. Synonym for “caught in 4K,” but with extra metallic shame.
Gold Bar Menedez
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
“Dude got raided and they found gold bricks in his closet. Straight up Gold Bar Menendez behavior.”
“Only Gold Bar Menendez would think hiding cash and gold in his jacket was a genius plan.”
“Bro was out here living like a GTA side mission, hiding gold bars in his microwave and thinking nobody would notice — full-on Gold Bar Menendez behavior, next level delusion.”
by InflationCalculator April 25, 2025
Get the Gold Bar Menedezmug. Hey Jimmy! Here’s a cup of gold for you! Enjoy!
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
Rose gagged when Cliff presented her with her first cup of gold.
by FallingUp May 18, 2022
Get the cup of goldmug. When you got that girthy and long thingy;) and make the git is get a lil different when they see it.
by Yesssssssirrrrr November 12, 2019
Get the Gold magnummug. by Thispagewasmadeforme November 11, 2020
Get the Gold diggermug. What happened last nice Alex was running in the street screaming "I'm a golden God!" at people. He up and got gold drunk
by Golddrunk December 16, 2016
Get the Gold drunkmug. Example:
She take my money when I’m in need yeah she’s a trifling friend in deed oh she’s a gold digger way over time that digs on me
She take my money when I’m in need yeah she’s a trifling friend in deed oh she’s a gold digger way over time that digs on me
by EminemONTOP April 15, 2022
Get the Gold Diggermug. When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023
Get the Fools Gold Diggermug.