muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.
by Okonkwo11 April 19, 2011
Did you hear about all the taco fuckers rounding up the illegals?
Do I look like that kind of taco fucker?
Do I look like that kind of taco fucker?
by Soffix- August 15, 2019
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by suck on my juicy fat cock March 02, 2022
A young man or a group of young men, usually 18-21 years of age who travel the world for the sole purpose of sexual activity.
Daves been gettin pussy all over the world man hes a total 'globe fucker' The guys a legend but is guna have so many fuckin diseases?
by K_J_S August 10, 2009
A business owner who doesn't care about the acts that perform in their club or establishment. If an audience would pay for it, the owner would just as soon put two pigs fucking on the stage.
by randomdude321 September 24, 2010
A person who masturbates at the smell of burnt toast.
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).
One who has a toaster fetish.
One who squanches with a toaster cable (toaster attached).
Deek check at guys face he can totally smell at toast the dirty "toaster fucker"
Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".
Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".
Deek at all them pigeons eating round that guys crotch guaranteed "toaster fucker".
Did he no order any? what a "toaster fucker".
by Cormdawg April 22, 2017