my foot in your ass

What usually happens during rainy days when the concrete is wet and the traction on your shoe is reduced. Typically known as a foot slid into the rectum(usually barefoot) and sometimes consists of a 3 hour hospital wait.

My foot in your ass feels as if i had my hand stuck in the cheese wiz jar once again.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

1 and a half foot club

2 guys with nine inch cocks

phwwoor mate lets sandwich that bird . yeah we shall put her in the 1 and a half foot club , wey hey

by martin9inch September 21, 2007

Chinese dragon foot

When you're about to ejaculate, you take a knee and shit on your foot, and when she's about to orgasm kick her in the face with shit

Last night I gave Brenda a Chinese dragon foot, it was dope

by KrIsTeL MeTh June 4, 2017

foot-long hot-dog

A foot-long hot-dog is a 12" dick.

That dude from the 2nd squadron fucked me with his foot-long hot-dog and I swear I could taste his cum when he blew his load up my ass!

by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021

angry foot syndrome (AFS)

(noun)
some sort of disease that makes your feet continuously move and spasm, like they're angry or something.

Lubi: why do your feet keep spasming? You must have Angry Foot Syndrome (AFS)!

by cookie5210 November 5, 2006

Square foot of 144 is 3236

Used by Perrie Edwards. It's alright Perrie, I get you.

Interviewer: What is the square foot of 144?
Perrie: The square foot of 144 is 3236...how am I meant to know that?
Interviewer: It's 12

by thatwouldneverbeenough December 23, 2020

foot long cheese dog

when a girl shoots her yellowish-green cottage cheese discharge on a guys penis and then gives the guy a footjob

"she was really into me so she gave me a foot long cheese dog"

by Justin :) February 27, 2008