system dump

what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(

me: --drops computer--

computer: system dump complete..--dies--

by epicfaiilllll August 6, 2008

dump shit

The product of shitting yourself after being dumped, where you look your former significant other directly in the eyes, and then shit yourself, just to spite them.

She was wallowing smugly in the joy of having dumped me, so I did the only thing that a rational human being could do, and promptly produced an eye-watering dump shit. I stared Sally right in her beady eyes, and shit myself, just to spite her. Who's the winner now, bitch?

by CGPsaint April 21, 2017

Skittle Dump

When your shit is in small pellet like clumps

Man, I just had a skittle dump, your toilet is messed up now.

by James 6 Inches Rude January 23, 2017

Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss

After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.

by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017

dump jamit

1) When playing a video game expressing anger at the character for not doing an action.
2) Also can be used in regular conversation when angered at an object, person or action.

I couldn’t beat the boss and I was yelling at Dante "dump jamit!"

I dropped my book in the hall way today looked down and mumbled "dump jamit" under my breath

by Tim Martikainen December 14, 2008

drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.

Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.

by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014

orphan dump

where alll the old useless orphans go, usually is an old shitty dumpster, this is where abortions go as well after they are vaacumed out

yo bill wanna go to the orphan dump and take shits in it

fuck yeah man im going to shit on that chineese one

by Joe Budy July 5, 2010