Colonial Dildo Supplier

one who is so useless that they should have their own dick cut off inorder for a women to finally find a use for them by useing their dick as a dildo in colonial times.

I'm so bored I am going to just rip that mans dick off and use him as a Colonial Dildo Supplier.

by gtimbuktu105 September 9, 2010

millennial dialogue

The mannerisms and speech patterns pertaining to characters typically written by snarky millennials. Common traits include:

-Juxtaposition of playground insults and swearing: 'piss baby, lil weenie bitch muffin'
-Overly verbose and self-aware speech
-Condescending/patronizing phrases
-Laughable attempts at resonating to younger target audiences via 'RELATABILITY'
-Pop culture references in lieu of actual humor
-Necessity to 'educate' someone whilst stating nothing of substance

-"This game has been ruined by millennial dialogue, and most of its political statements
are nothing short of preachy and surface-level."

-"Millennial dialogue is a plague that infests most TV series made in recent memory, as old executives
and 30-something writers attempt to connect to a younger audience, but fail miserably."

by NeefAddSeen January 29, 2023

Dillowist

Someone who is so stupid beyond comprehension and the laws of physics.

That guy must be a dillowist

by anon February 26, 2004

Dillowhack

Dillowhack is another word for a person with Herpes

"Jason is such a dillowhack"
"Awe man... you're the biggest dillowhack I've ever met"

by kailahhh November 17, 2009

Dillonize

When a person wrecks their mother's car trying to be a hardass. Especially when the automobile is rolled when in pursuit of another vehicle of whom's driver the Dillonizing driver would like to talk shit to, but is far too afraid to without the protection of door locks.

Stan: Did you hear about that kid who rolled his mom's car trying to chase down that firebird?

Larry: Yeah he totally Dillonized it!

by scaryguynumber1 June 1, 2011

Dillon's Challange

while having sex make as many animal noises as possible before the other person leaves.

"Dillon's Challange" dude while i was fucking this girl i let out like 15 animal noise before she left

by dillonBADASSARY4214 April 13, 2013

dillon wise

A huge doucheface who does not give two rats assholes about any fucking one. loves Femshep as his waifu and also loves to make everyone's life a living shit. a weeaboo fagass who hates his sisters.

Fuck you, stop being a Dillon Wise

by Primarch shitlicker June 20, 2014