Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Half Can Dan

Someone that can't handle their drink

Steve is such a Half Can Dan, look at him he is pissed after only half a beer!

by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013

Rice man dan

A cool Asian with lots of rice stored at his house

Hey aren't you rice man dan?

by Kollc January 23, 2015

two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 May 24, 2016

wan can dan

Scottish way of saying, “you get drunk off of one can/glass/bottle...etc” or “You’re a lightweight”. So, if you happen to be a ‘wan can dan’, prepare to be slagged off. lol. I actually happen to be one, so you’re not alone.

“Haha! You’ve only had one can of that dragon soop n yer awready oot yer nut. You’re a pure *wan can dan*.”

by okemma January 12, 2018

Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake

Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan

by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020

Doing a Dan.

To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.

Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.

by BobJim01 January 20, 2021