Square Crotch 

When a girls thighs don't touch together the space inbetween resembles the shape of a square.

I'm a lucky guy, my girl has sexy Square Crotch.

Square Crotch by James Westen November 24, 2018

Vomit Crotch 

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

Vomit Crotch by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

Curry Crotch 

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.

Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”

Curry Crotch by Blackdaddy69! September 2, 2019

featureless crotch 

When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.

*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*

featureless crotch by Victorio115 January 20, 2020

Rotten Crotch 

To stink or smell Worse than your mind can comprehend.

A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!

“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly”

“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”

Rotten Crotch by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021

Sandy Crotch Dog 

When guys go swimming at the beach and their swimsuit gets full of sand.

That last wave spun me around like a washing machine! Now I have a frickin’ Sandy Crotch Dog! I need to go take a shower.

Sandy Crotch Dog by Boydsta00798033 October 10, 2021

Fire crotch

A common slur used against gingers to describe their pubic hair.

Person A (ginger) : “whats up (Person B’s name)”
Person B “what’s up fire crotch”

Fire crotch by Shrek69lover January 5, 2022