why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023

Cross

Most seggsy slavic mf who rethorically dominates goons. Known for being Seggsbomb and having a lot of kids on discord.

He likes to use rethoric more than rhetoric.

You are Cross. Yep I am seggsiest Slavic mf.

I wish I was Cross. wishing for a high tier rethoric and seggsy appearance

by WhatYouLookingAtFam March 4, 2021

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

goth cross owner

a cool person with cool music taste and madly in love with their bf

Im a goth cross owner

by keiejwj February 4, 2023

Cross

A term meaning a person who is perfect in all ways possible.

"Kyle is so cross, he's everything i've ever wanted."

by Josslyn March 29, 2020

cross mojoination

the interbreeding of the pizza flavored goldfish with that of the pretzel flavored goldfish in a medley of taste bud amazement

Whoever put that snack together must have used cross mojoination because my taste buds are going wild!!

by Curcoon December 14, 2009