corn-fed honey

An attractive, physically fit and hearty person from the midwest, including Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, Iowa, Missouri and Minnesota. They typically have a mellow, affable attitude, a great do-it-yourself sensibility and a sweet, sweet ass.

"I met this handsome guy from Wisconsin"
"Looks like you caught yourself a corn-fed honey"

by rtschnei March 25, 2014

corned beef inspector

A male homosexual

Did you see that corned beef inspector at the club last night? He was a raging flamer.

by suckdeeznuts March 15, 2009

corn beef doughnut

corn beef doughnut - A phrase used to describe ones anus.

"Yea mate, i squirrel gripped her corn beef doughnut good and proper!"

by cgrovesy February 14, 2008

corned beef doughnut

A woman's anal passage.

Keith - "Did you shag that bird last night?"

Wesley - "Yeah mate, right up the corned beef doughnut!"

by Draz1000 November 8, 2007

sweet corn miner

male sports man who sticks his penis into another male's asshole. Also known as sodomy

White cracker: Sol Campbell is a frigging gay
Jim Crow: Common ma, the nigga ain't no sweet corn miner

by z-murda May 15, 2009

Springfield Corn Dog

A sexual act where your girlfriend or wife's gag reflex is activated and she vomits on your cock and balls while performing oral sex.

Last night my girl wasn't feeling well, so she gave me a Springfield Corn Dog.

by Marcus Corvenis April 16, 2008

Creams My Corn

When something pisses you off so much it is about as bad as ordering corn, and getting creamed corn instead of regular corn (also usable in paste tense as creamed my corn)

Dang, when I got shot in the stomach that really Creams my corn

by Waje Watermeloned February 21, 2019