mark the chicken

Voting a straight democratic ticket. This comes from the coal mining area of West Virginia where the picture of a rooster is put on the ballot for those who can't read. Marking next to it means a straight vote down the democratic lines.

I have no idea whose running, so I'll have to mark the chicken.

by Tazertag November 6, 2013

dropped his chicken

to fuck up a task that should be incredibly easy.

All he had to do was buy us some Red Bull, and he came back with diet Pepsi. He totally dropped his chicken.

by treewitch June 14, 2014

Fresh from the chicken

A feather freshly plucked from a chicken - meaning it is new.

Are those shoes old or fresh from the chicken?

by tomatos September 23, 2014

parking lot chicken

The rotisserie chicken that you buy at the grocery store that is already cooked and hot.

For dinner I will pick up a parking lot chicken at the grocery store on the way home from work.

by Karen January 31, 2017

Grandma's Chicken Soup

The best inside joke ever created. It's derived from Friends, and isn't necessarily meant to be dirty, but comes up like that anyways

Person1: I really like pie. What's your favorite food?
Person2: Grandma's Chicken Soup...

by HardRockJudge5 March 8, 2017

shave the chicken

To shave the chicken is a common phrase to point out the need to make a decision without f*ing around. It is the opposite of procrastinating.

"All right guys, let's not shave the chicken here and do it"
"We really need to stop shave that chicken."

by kevinschwarz January 24, 2018

skinning the chicken

the trauma to ones penis when masterbating by which the skin comes dissconnected from the mean.

Ahhh! i beat my dick so hard i started skinning the chicken

by MerderousWaffle May 22, 2019