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Cold Carl

When you freeze your shit and pleasure your self with it
I caught my friend giving them self a cold carl
by ColdCarl67 April 3, 2025
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Perstine Carl

The definition of a Perstine Carl is when your partner deficates and paints your body from too to bottom.
Hey babe was wondering if I could get into Perstine Carl today
by The legendary phrase maker February 13, 2026
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69 carat

A form of gold that doesn't even fucking exist; it's just pure gold, the phrase is typically said by unfunny people who don't even know 24 carat is the purest form of gold.
Guy1: and how much carat is that gold?
Guy2: 69 carat.
Guy1: are you fucking stupid?
by seudoman May 20, 2025
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FuckTard Carl

"he's a Carlfucktard."
"Nah, he's the OG FuckTard Carl."
by Alleged-Leigh July 9, 2025
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Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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Peepin' Carl

A very creepy arborist, who employes sex offenders and trims your bushes in a manner to allow him to return later and peek in your winds and spy on you.

Sometimes he sets up cameras that spy on you in the shower.
Homeowner: "why are these bushes trimmed like this?"
Landscaper: "the arborist did that."
Homeowner: "FFS! He's a peepin' Carl! Check the perimeter for cameras!"
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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She-Carl

A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.
Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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