5” Inseam Shorts

5” Inseam Shorts

By far the hottest men’s shorts length. Every girl drools over 5” inseam shorts.
Often worn by XC Runner’s

Any guy who wears 5 inch inseam shorts is destined to pull a hot Latina girl, they are so hot!

Girl: Did you see Ethan’s Girlfriend?

Girl: Alexa Oh my gosh yes she’s so lucky she got the only kid who can pull of 5” Inseam Shorts

by SexyShorts July 23, 2020

5 dogs in a bathtub

When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.

Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.

by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017

5 legged stallion

An instance where a horses sausage is so long that at first, the horse appeares to have 5 legs

Jockey 1: Have you seen Tesco?

Jockey 2: Yes, that one is a right 5 legged stallion

by Arichards3030 June 12, 2018

Unit 4-5

A magically stupid place where all traces of logic have certainly retired in spectacular fashion, and where any nonsensical champions and sociopaths will certainly thrive. On the plus side, there are lots of shenanigans, and the staff cope and survive here by being incredibly inappropriate on all fronts of humanity.

Staff 1: "Hey did you here about the new unit 4-5 hire?"

Staff 2: "Yeah, I heard she's right-fucked"

Staff 3: "She'll fit in just fine...get the goat's blood..."

All STAFF chant: "one of us...one of us...one of us".

by riskitforthebiscuits December 6, 2022

Babylon 5

The 5th Babylon. Show with worse hair and plastic foreheads than Star Trek.
Your hair is so bad today it looks like something out of Babylon 5. If you watch this show Trekkis call YOU a nerd.

Everytime Babylon 5 is on TV a chick in Malibu dies.

by PooperSchookper November 16, 2004

5 Seconds of Summer

An Aussie band including Luke Hemmings - Lead singer, Calum Hood - Bassist, Michael Clifford - lead guitarist, Ashton Irwin - Drummer, and Niall Horan - Volunteer Fan

"LET ME BE IN THE BAND" - Niall Horan/5 Seconds of Summer Volenteer Fan

by Girly Girl11111 November 5, 2013

5/01/11

The day when the united states kicked down the front door off killed Osama Bin Laden's mansion and killed his ass.

"Dude do you know what date is it today?" yeah its 5/01/11 the date that when we found Osama Bin Laden and shot him in his f*cking head.

by ApocalypticaX May 25, 2011