Barrel of Bastards

A group or collection of people who for whatever reason you do not like.

Chavs - Ha ha look at the goth!
Goth - Piss off you complete barrel of bastards

by Acid Tsunami May 14, 2006

Irish Mic Bastard

term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.

Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.

by HumBabe June 11, 2006

bastard

a pile of sticks

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.

Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.

by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009

mullet bastard

tall lanky mullet fuck

toby

by $ico March 26, 2003

Baster

A girl who loves to perform the act of giving head

man that girl was a baster

by Hallie Rehmer January 19, 2003

Bastardo

Another name for the annoying Ex that refuses to sign important papers i. e. divorce papers. Even after being given a year to do so.

Any self absorbed asshole who had you once, lost you, and attempted to c ~ block every guy away from you until he gets his way. With over exaggerated stories and BS.

Some one that watches (stalks) you from his computer and does not talk to you in public. i.e. See chicken shit!

Quit being a Bastardo and let it go.

by Antik~jtheory@fk0ffdotnet December 27, 2009