baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety

Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.

by Pamann December 14, 2011

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Baked Bikers

Riding the electric bike with the homies around after smoking some zaza. Got me feeling like we're Baked Bikers. Got that good music playing. We both be baked on our bikes fading like a mf. Baked Bikers. BB!

Did you ever see those guys biking, look at their eyes, they must've smoked the good shit they must be the Baked Bikers! No DUI for them because they're Baked!

by Kyle10293 July 08, 2024

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bite and bake to gold

to "bite and bake to gold" is to cut corners and expect everything to turn out well. For example, when baking bread, you can eat ("bite") some of the bread dough, but still bake it "to gold" (golden brown) and having eaten it doesn't matter. usually people use this negatively- i.e."it's not something you can bite and bake to gold"- to essentially mean "don't cut corners".

"Hey, Dr. Bam, do you think I have to sanitize this scalpel?"
"Obviously you do, surgery isn't something you can just bite and bake to gold."

by pumkinbread55 January 08, 2024

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